A recent study conducted by Wits University found that the average South African walks about 1200 kms a year.
Another study by the South African Medical Association found that South Africans drink, on average, 100 litres of alcohol a year.
This means, on average, South Africans get about 12 kms to the litre.
- Thanks Ant ;P
There are some things which bring a smile to any South African, near or far.
Two boys are playing cricket on a field in Durban, when one is attacked by a vicious Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy took his cricket bat and managed to wedge it down the dog’s collar and twist, luckily breaking the dog’s neck and stopping its attack.
A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy.
“Young Sharks Fan Saves Friend from Vicious Animal,” he starts writing in his notebook.
“But I’m not a Sharks fan,” the little hero replied.
“Sorry, since we are in Durban, I just assumed you were,” said the reporter and starts again : “Free State Fan Rescues Friend from Horrific Attack,…” he continued writing in his notebook.
“I’m not a Free State fan either!”, the boy said.
“I assumed everyone in Durban was either for the Sharks or the Cheetahs. “So what team DO you root for?” the reporter asked.
“I’m a Blue Bulls fan!, the child beamed.
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, “Little B@stard from Pretoria Kills Beloved Family Pet.”
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Thanks to Ant for this one!
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