A glimpse of South Africa
Koos: “Goeie Dag Meneer, dis Koos wat praat”
Percy: ” I’m sorry Sir, I can’t speak Afrikaans”
Koos: “Ag, no problem mate, I are looking for bands for my kar.”
Percy: “Excuse me?”
Koos: “You know!! Bands… what the kar runs on!”
Percy: “I don’t have a clue what you are talking about.”
Koos: (skree in die agtergrond in )”Ag Fok Frik, wat is die donnerse Engelse woord vir tyres nou weer?”
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December 5th, 2007 at 1:20 pm
Your earlier article on the justice system and the joke above also made me remember this Old joke:
Charging a man with drunken driving and delivering his closing argument the state prosecutor submits: “My Lord, the state has proved beyond a reasonable doubt that the man was drunk, as drunk as a judge!”
Court: “Counsel, I believe the saying goes ‘As drunk as a Lord’.”
State prosecutor: “I’m sorry, M’Lord.”
December 5th, 2007 at 9:24 pm
Ou Koos gaan bietjie met verlof oor die waters, maar kan nie lekker die rooinek taal praat nie. Terwyl hy sy vakansie geniet ontmoet hy ‘n pragtige meisie. Hy nooi haar toe uit om die aand by sy hotelkamer deur te bring, waartoe sy instem. Intussen besluit hy, mens weet nooit waartoe die kuiertjie kan lei nie en maak net daar en dan die besluit om kondome aan te skaf.
Shopkeeper: Good day sir, how may I assist you?
Van: Good day, I am looking for Can-dooms please.
Shopkeeper: Certainly, is it for flying or crawling insects?